They Might Be Curly Giants!

This is the ‘I dunno what’ tag. I’m supposed to copy and paste and remove some question or something. OK here’s Bubbledad and Bubblebaby’s (Momo) first joint-tag:

1) You like rainy or sunny day? Why?
Bubbledad: Neither! I prefer cloudy, windy and cold. Miserable weather that I often got while I was in NZ!
Bubblebaby: No preference as long as I can see cars on the road.

2) At what age do you wish to marry? Marry or marry AGAIN?
Bubbledad: 40, 42, 43. Fill my quota before 45. Or maybe not.
Bubblebaby: Dowan to marry. Girls are icky!

3) What colour do you like the most?
Bubbledad: Blue, although the Reds are MY team!
Bubblebaby: Red and white, because that’s the colour of buses!

4) If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved ones?
Bubbledad: Too many to mention. Probably “What’s for dinner?”.
Bubblebaby: Too many to mention. Probably “I want milk!”.

5) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Bubbledad: My bedroom
Bubblebaby: My playroom

6) Which part of you that you hate the most?
Bubbledad: Almost everything.
Bubblebaby: My tummy. It’s too round. I wish I had a six-pack.

7) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
Bubbledad: Look away
Bubblebaby: Cry and throw a tantrum.

8 ) What is it that you are afraid to lose the most?
Bubbledad: Any of the kids in a crowded place.
Bubblebaby: Mummy and Daddy

9) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her? Or would you keep it to yourself and observe from afar?
Bubbledad: Confess, of course!
Bubblebaby: What is love?

10) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Bubbledad: Funny, smart, tells it like it is
Bubblebaby: Funny, smart, tells it like it is

11) What are the requirements that you wish for your other half?
Bubbledad: Too many to mention. Used to be “Must be able to make me a good cup of coffee”, but I’ve mastered that myself.
Bubblebaby: I don’t have an ‘other half’, unless you consider Abang Booboo as my other half, then I would want him to get off my back while I’m playing and leave me alone!!

12) Till now what is the moment you regret the most?
Bubbledad: Wasting time with my ex. Should have dumped her sooner.
Bubblebaby: I regret not having more for breakfast this morning. Now I’m very hungry!

13) Which type of person you hate the most?
Bubbledad: Pisangs and Kontols
Bubblebaby: I don’t know the meaning of ‘hate’. Yet.

14) What is your ambition?
Bubbledad: None. Contented to be where I am now. Used to want to be a grasscutter, astronaut, F1 driver, Superman, Batman and Spiderman.
Bubblebaby: Bus driver, truck driver, taxi driver, train driver, Mummy and Daddy up the wall driver.

15) What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
Bubbledad: Depends on who and in what situation.
Bubblebaby: I don’t know the meaning of ‘hate’. Yet.

16) Christmas is coming. Who do you like to celebrate with?
Bubbledad: I don’t celebrate Christmas, but since it’s a public holiday, I would like some me-time to sleep, please!
Bubblebaby: Anyone who can give me a yummy biscuit.

17) What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Bubbledad: No one thing, but if I can borrow Suzy Ormond’s phrase - “People, Money, Things”
Bubblebaby: My thumb

18) Do you go to pub after married?
Bubbledad: What pub?? I went to sleep after I got married because I was so damned tired!!
Bubblebaby: Don’t know what’s a pub. Don’t know what’s ‘married’ either!

19) What’s your fav things?
Bubbledad: Too many to mention. But if I had to list just one, it’ll probably be ….. my cigarettes!
Bubblebaby: My thumb!

20) My Question: Rice or noodles?
Bubbledad: Noodles of course!!
Bubblebaby: I don’t care as long as it’s soft and squishy and yummy!

I tag next …. no one!

What? No 4-4-2 and 4-3-3 and 5-3-2 (football team formations lah!)? After awarding me with the Rockin’ Old Geezer Blogger Award, she slapped this meme on me - the 4-4-4-4. Piak!
Four jobs in my life:

1. Web surfer
2. Internet explorer
3. Cyber troll
4. Persistent blogger

Four countries I’ve been on vacation in:

1. Malaysia
2. Indonesia
3. New Zealand
4. Sentosa

(FYI, Sentosa is inhabited by Chindiapinos, ie. migrant Chinese, Indian and Filipino workers, and during public holidays, the island resembles nothing like Singapore!)

Four of my favourite food:

1. Anything with bread
2. Anything with pasta
3. Anything with meat
4. Anything without plain white rice

Four places I’d rather be now:

1. Anywhere but Singapore
2. The moon
3. Between Nigella’s bosoms
4. In bed

Four friends to tag:

Moby does not tag anyone. Haha!!

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I have been tagged by Mak Nuha!! She couldn’t bring herself to do this meme originally tagged by Anne from the North, so she’s dumped the meme on me.

You sure about this?? Hahahaha!! Okaaayy …. here goes …. (my answers are in bold)

1. A person is only as good as his brain.
2. Friendship is always easy to find and easily lost.
3. To love is to leave your heart open to being broken.
4. Money makes me hungry.
5. I miss eating deng-deng (barbecued meat).
6. My way of saying I care is by saying I care.
7. I try to spread love and happiness by blogging.
8. Pick the flowers when no one’s watching.
9. To love someone is to love someone.
10. Beauty is useful.
11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was not having a girlfriend.
12. When I was twenty one, I remember regretting having a girlfriend.
13. I am most happy having sex.
14. Nothing makes me happier than having sex and eating deng-deng.
15. If I can change one thing, I will change my bank balance.
16. If smiles were money then I would be poor.
17. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could do nothing all day long?
18. If you want to shit then you have to take your pants off.
19. Money is not everything but I sure could use more of it.
20. The most touching moments I have experienced is when I have sex.
21. I smile when I have sex.
22. When I am happy, I have sex.
23. If only I don’t have to work, then I would have sex.
24. The best thing I did yesterday was sleep.
25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title, “Fuck Me, You Hornimal!!”
26. One thing I must do before I die is eat deng-deng.
27. Doing this meme, I feel like sleeping.

I next tag anyone who reads this.

Rules:
1) Do at least 17 out of the 27 from the list above. (why 17? I have no idea!)
2) Note that “By doing this meme you are contributing rm127 to the Darul Izzah Orphanage”. (don’t ask me the authenticity of this claim. I’m too lazy to check the originator of this meme. Aiyah just do for fun lah!)
3) Enjoy!