Just easing my way past the drag of a boring Friday and into what I hope will be a good weekend. Last week sucked of the “0-3, got beaten by Man freakin’ U” kind of sucked. It’s Everton this weekend. Keeping my fingers crossed.
But in any case, enjoy the video and have a good one, people!
Winner of the 2007 YouTube Awards in the “Adorable” category. Funny!! 
Most kids aspire to be like their parents. Not such a good idea when your mommy’s a pole dancer.
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Some people think Windows Vista is crap. Other people just use the toilet paper.
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Downright cute! Or bordering on animal abuse?
I think it’s cute in a weird kind of way.
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Ever taken what you thought would be a nice picture and then discover that there’s an idiot in the background who looks like he’s being sucked dry in the neck by a female vampire?
Crop it!
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This video is just scary! I mean, this little person (that’s the PC term for a vertically-challenged person right?) is so funny but so freakin’ weird at the same time.
NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!
If Mas Selamat ‘cranked dat soulja boy’, perhaps he’d stay instead of doing a David Copperfield during his toilet break.
Or so they say ….
If this baby were green, he’d be Yoda. Just about the right size and wrinkly too! The facial expressions are priceless.
Almost everyone’s surfing at Starbucks or any other coffee place these days with the availability of paid or free wi-fi. Imagine the look on the baristas’ faces when three guys bring in their computers (CRT displays, CPU and all). Using Windows 95, no less! Ewww! 
Jimmy Kimmel’s response to his girlfriend’s I’m Fucking Matt Damon video. Hilarious! Look out for a whole host of celebrity cameos including Brad Pitt as a delivery guy and a choir that includes Cameron Diaz, Robin Williams and Josh Groban, among others.
Parents of young children know this situation all too well. 
Doodle by Lee. The code for this doodle and other doodles you can use on your blog can be found at Doodles.
Still a few hours left of Valentine’s. Can still send these e-cards to your loved ones! Pffft!!
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I don’t know which is weirder - the host looking like a poodle with that hair, or the backup exercise participants dressed in poodle costumes. WTF!
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The kids better hope I don’t turn out to be like this guy, urging his baby to put in more effort in his (her?) crunches!
Just easing my way into the (half) work week. A little something to lessen the impact of those Monday blues.
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You know how when you’re conversing with someone and he or she bores you to death, and as a joke to tell the person the topic is boring, you do a quick ‘air masturbation’ gesture, as a sign that you’d rather be jerking off than listen to his or her story?
Well, this guy took it one step further and did it in slow-mo, complete with lusty, perverted stare, thereby freaking his friends out. Really funny skit!
He looks good with whiskers and fur, don’t you think?
Well, he’s not really against breastfeeding, but master spoofer Alan Abel probably echoes some of the sentiments that real nutters who are against public breastfeeding. Things like:
“…. breastfeeding was incestuous and that it led to oral addiction. He also stated that the ‘naughty nipple’ was responsible for many of society’s ills.”
‘Naughty nipple’, eh??
