Archive for the 'humour' Category

Gay Robots Ratings


With all the buzz surrounding Wall-E, Radar Online decided to come up with a rating of how gay some of film’s robots are.

The Homometer ranks them from 0 for asexual to 10 for flaming.

This was what was written about C3P0 and R2D2:

PLACE OF ORIGIN: Star Wars

SEXUALITY: For closeted robots lacking upstanding role models in the media, C-3PO was a shining (and shiny) pioneer, and, as this magazine previously noted in its exploration of gayface: “The fussy drone’s permanently agog eyes suggest a certain feyness.”

As for R2? The dependable handy-droid might come off as genderless, but we detect in the high-pitched beeps a certain fondness for his gold-plated friend.

HOMOMETER RATING: 9

Wall-E only gets a rating of 4.

[link: Radar Online]

Screw With A Telemarketer With Just One Word

Telemarketers must have a horribly difficult job if they’re faced with people like the guy in this video. I understand that telemarketers need to earn a decent living, but some of them are just plainly irritating. So what do you do when a telemarketer calls you up but you’re not interested in whatever they’re selling? Just answer “yes”. To every question.

Muahahaha!! :lol:

[as seen on Dark Roasted Blend]

Bendy Straws Please!

Probably the funniest lolcat picture I’ve seen in a while.

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Facebook Is For Everyone

Young and old, men and women, all around the world have seen, heard or even gotten on board the still popular Facebook bandwagon, including these two elderly ladies. :D

The Jell-O Prank


Do you have a colleague you’re dying to play a prank on? Try this! Encase your victim’s mouse and keyboard in Jell-O (or ‘agar-agar’ here in Singapore). Takes a bit of work, but like all good pranks, deliciously funny!

[link: Offbeat Earth]

Hitler, The Meme

Move over Rick Astley, Adolf Hitler is the new star viral YouTube video star!

Here he is ranting about his video getting 6 million views and him becoming an internet meme. There are also videos about him pleading with viewers to “Leave Britney Alone”, getting Rick Rolled and explaining Second Life to his lieutenants. The latest one is of him planning the Burning Man.

Moby’s Afraid Of Rats


No! Not really! This is just a photoshopped version of Moby’s album, Play. Pretty cute!

Pink Floyd’s The Wall seems to be a favourite. I see quite a few different versions of it photoshopped.

[link: b3ta.com]

Sometimes You Don’t Get What You Pay For


You don’t always get what you want in life. Sometimes you get screwed over. Sometimes in anticipation of a hot, ‘live’ webcam action and the possibility of ‘visual aids’ to enhance that stupendous wanking session, all you get is a sleepy performer.

[link: haha.nu]

Batman vs Ironman

I personally prefer the Dark Knight to Ironman, although I’ve heard lots of great reviews about the movie Ironman. In this video, Batman and Ironman compare notes in a parody of the PC/Mac advertisements.

[as seen on AdFreak]

What To Do With A Snake Between Your Legs

Sometimes you just have to give in to your instincts. Be a man and step up to the plate. Grab the bull by the horns and deal with the problem as best you can. In the face of adversity, maintain that stiff upper lip and show the world who’s boss.

Or you can just faint when a snake slithers across and between your legs. No need to fake it. Even a macho man has his weak points.

Didn’t expect the fella to just drop, stone cold unconscious like that! Funny shite!



People Scared Of Snake - video powered by Metacafe

[as seen on Blame It On The Voices]

Learning Hokkien Expletives And Phrases

These videos are oldies but goodies. My favourite phrases?

“Wah ai kio ji buah cheebye.” (I’d like to order a plate of vaginas) and
“Li neh ji xiang han zi? Ai sio kan mai?” (Your nipple looks like a potato? Would you like to have sex?)

Part two here.

[by Deanluah] via AhPek.com

Diarrhoea Is Good For Anal Sex?


Apparently diarrhoea is good for anal sex, according to one guy.

Yucks!

[link: Overheard in New York]

Whale On The Street


Oh gross! Anyone up for some sushi?

No?

[link: The FAIL Blog]

Adorable Laughing Baby

Just easing my way past the drag of a boring Friday and into what I hope will be a good weekend. Last week sucked of the “0-3, got beaten by Man freakin’ U” kind of sucked. It’s Everton this weekend. Keeping my fingers crossed.

But in any case, enjoy the video and have a good one, people!


Winner of the 2007 YouTube Awards in the “Adorable” category. Funny!! :lol:

I Wanna Be Like My Pole-Dancing Mommy!


Most kids aspire to be like their parents. Not such a good idea when your mommy’s a pole dancer.

[link: YesButNoButYes]

Windows Vista Toilet Paper


Some people think Windows Vista is crap. Other people just use the toilet paper.

[link: Blame It On The Voices]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle


Downright cute! Or bordering on animal abuse?

I think it’s cute in a weird kind of way.

[link: ECTOPLASMOSIS]

Dracula Strikes! (Nothing Photoshop Can’t Remove)


Ever taken what you thought would be a nice picture and then discover that there’s an idiot in the background who looks like he’s being sucked dry in the neck by a female vampire?

Crop it!

[link: gigglesugar]

Homage To Amy Winehouse

This video is just scary! I mean, this little person (that’s the PC term for a vertically-challenged person right?) is so funny but so freakin’ weird at the same time.

NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!

Singapore Prisons Should Introduce Mass Choreographed Dancing

If Mas Selamat ‘cranked dat soulja boy’, perhaps he’d stay instead of doing a David Copperfield during his toilet break.

Or so they say ….