With all the buzz surrounding Wall-E, Radar Online decided to come up with a rating of how gay some of film’s robots are.
The Homometer ranks them from 0 for asexual to 10 for flaming.
This was what was written about C3P0 and R2D2:
PLACE OF ORIGIN: Star Wars
SEXUALITY: For closeted robots lacking upstanding role models in the media, C-3PO was a shining (and shiny) pioneer, and, as this magazine previously noted in its exploration of gayface: “The fussy drone’s permanently agog eyes suggest a certain feyness.”
As for R2? The dependable handy-droid might come off as genderless, but we detect in the high-pitched beeps a certain fondness for his gold-plated friend.
Telemarketers must have a horribly difficult job if they’re faced with people like the guy in this video. I understand that telemarketers need to earn a decent living, but some of them are just plainly irritating. So what do you do when a telemarketer calls you up but you’re not interested in whatever they’re selling? Just answer “yes”. To every question.
Young and old, men and women, all around the world have seen, heard or even gotten on board the still popular Facebook bandwagon, including these two elderly ladies.
Do you have a colleague you’re dying to play a prank on? Try this! Encase your victim’s mouse and keyboard in Jell-O (or ‘agar-agar’ here in Singapore). Takes a bit of work, but like all good pranks, deliciously funny!
You don’t always get what you want in life. Sometimes you get screwed over. Sometimes in anticipation of a hot, ‘live’ webcam action and the possibility of ‘visual aids’ to enhance that stupendous wanking session, all you get is a sleepy performer.
I personally prefer the Dark Knight to Ironman, although I’ve heard lots of great reviews about the movie Ironman. In this video, Batman and Ironman compare notes in a parody of the PC/Mac advertisements.
Sometimes you just have to give in to your instincts. Be a man and step up to the plate. Grab the bull by the horns and deal with the problem as best you can. In the face of adversity, maintain that stiff upper lip and show the world who’s boss.
Or you can just faint when a snake slithers across and between your legs. No need to fake it. Even a macho man has his weak points.
Didn’t expect the fella to just drop, stone cold unconscious like that! Funny shite!
These videos are oldies but goodies. My favourite phrases?
“Wah ai kio ji buah cheebye.” (I’d like to order a plate of vaginas) and “Li neh ji xiang han zi? Ai sio kan mai?” (Your nipple looks like a potato? Would you like to have sex?)
Just easing my way past the drag of a boring Friday and into what I hope will be a good weekend. Last week sucked of the “0-3, got beaten by Man freakin’ U” kind of sucked. It’s Everton this weekend. Keeping my fingers crossed.
But in any case, enjoy the video and have a good one, people!
Ever taken what you thought would be a nice picture and then discover that there’s an idiot in the background who looks like he’s being sucked dry in the neck by a female vampire?
This video is just scary! I mean, this little person (that’s the PC term for a vertically-challenged person right?) is so funny but so freakin’ weird at the same time.
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