They Might Be Curly Giants!

If you’re a supermodel named Naomi Campbell, and you’ve screamed abuse at an airline pilot because they lost your bag, ordering him to go look for it, holding up the flight for almost an hour, refuse to get off the plane when police arrive but instead accuse them of targetting you because you’re black, you don’t get to go to jail for assaulting a police officer and abusing an innocent pilot trying his best to do his job.

No, if you’re Naomi Campbell, all you get is community service and a HUGE fine of 550 pounds.

The court was told Campbell became upset and demanded to know where her bag was and started using her mobile phone. Meanwhile the captain began to go through her options with her.

Miss Parrish said: “To say that this process was difficult would be something of an understatement. Miss Campbell made no attempt to listen to him and talked over him, stating: ‘I don’t want to hear’.”

She continued to shout at Capt Sutherland, saying: “I can’t believe you have lost my fucking bag. Bring me my fucking bags now.”

Ms. Campbell and her fucking bags have happily been reunited, I hear.

[link: The Sun]