Monthly Archive for May, 2008

Pork And Beans And The Viral That Is

Thanks to Kevin, I have a nice earworm buzzing in my head. Weezer’s video for their latest single, Pork and Beans, taken from their “Red Album” …. uhm …. album debuted on YouTube today and it features many of your favourite viral videos including the Coke and Menthos experiment and Chris “Leave Britney Alone!!!!” Crocker (although I think Seth Green’s parody is a lot funnier!)

Anyway, here’s some Pork and Beans:

Oh, and not forgetting Marie Digby who premiered her latest video for Say It Again a couple of days ago. Ahhh …. Marie ….. so pweety! But she really has to find some new way to move to her music. She’s doing that nodding her head thing and bobbing up and down throughout the song it’s making me dizzy. Her beauty’s making me dizzy! Heh! :D

Now I can add “finding new music” to the list of reasons why I’m on Twitter.

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-23

  • Correction! Make that “DROOLING” at Marie Digby. #
  • Listening to: Say It Again by Marie Digby http://twurl.nl/0420kc #
  • Just discovered TweetWheel. Cool! http://twurl.nl/7rhvs0 #
  • Time to get the fuck out of here. It’s the weekend baybehhhh!! #
  • Hey where’s everybody gone? Oh, I guess they’ve gone to ‘eat their families’ http://twurl.nl/g27wb4 #
  • @iblogger In that case, just gather some leaves and sit on it. :P #
  • @iblogger Bring one of those mini camping chairs? #
  • @rinaz Singapore will win 6-5 on penalties. 1-1 after extra-time. #
  • I can’t keep my eyes open! God knows how many people have passed by my workstation and seen me head bowed, eyes closed. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-22

  • @highpriestess That’s what I figured too. Shopped a bit at Marks & Spencer and Esprit this evening and they both had big discounts. #
  • @krisandro Javascript for bedtime reading? You sure you wanna knock yourself unconscious with that? Hehe! :D #
  • @krisandro Twitter is the domain of the geeks. #
  • I went shopping today without even realizing that the Great Singapore Sale has started. No wonder so many shops are having sales. Duh! #
  • @iblogger You mean ZZ Top? I just can’t believe they’re still alive! :D #
  • I don’t really care who won but the highlight of American Idol tonite? MIKE MYERS!! #
  • Having dinner at Vansh. We’re the only diners here, but the restaurant looks splendid. Can’t wait for the food to arrive. #
  • @daphnemaia Wah! No grace period? Talk about evil! #
  • President’s convoy just went by PS. Nowhere near as ‘muscular’ as Dubya’s convoy. Just a few vehicles only. #
  • The Wireless@sg connection at Starbucks at PS sucks big time! Have to try 10 times before connecting and when I do get in, I get logged out. #
  • Ok, museum tour over. Now for some coffee. #
  • Some kiddie emo band is playing on the PA. They’re butchering Wild World. WTF are kids listening to these days? Sounds horrible! #
  • Further proof that I’m addicted to the net - choice of dining location should include free wi-fi. #
  • @izreloaded I second that! Good Thursday it has been! #
  • I send a Twitpic of my lunch and a Google AdSense ad appears on Twitpic with tips on losing belly fat. Thanks for the reminder Google! #
  • http://twitpic.com/1c69 - Lunch at Mos Burger. Hungry! #
  • Queensway’s not that great a place for sports apparel. Can’t find a nice pair of shorts anywhere. #
  • As much as I hate saying this, congrats to Man U for winning the Champions League. John Terry …. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! #
  • Congratulations to David Cook for winning the American Idol, as I had hoped. #
  • http://twitpic.com/1c0i - School field trip to a shopping mall. What?? #
  • For the first time in months we’re actually early for school, even though Ajab’s not in class today. #

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Hitler, The Meme

Move over Rick Astley, Adolf Hitler is the new star viral YouTube video star!

Here he is ranting about his video getting 6 million views and him becoming an internet meme. There are also videos about him pleading with viewers to “Leave Britney Alone”, getting Rick Rolled and explaining Second Life to his lieutenants. The latest one is of him planning the Burning Man.

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-21

  • @malique http://twitpic.com/1bb0 <- Haha! Cup noodles! Yum indeed! #
  • Listening to: Delayed Devotion by Duffy. #
  • ManUre or Chelski …. hmmmm ….. baaahh!! I think I’ll not bother and sleep early instead. #
  • SMS reminder for an appointment stated the time as 11.03am. I’m glad they didn’t put it down to the nearest second. I’d be late for sure! #
  • @krisandro And the guy did it twice! Once before and once after. Why???? Urgh!! #
  • I hate it when the guy next to me spits in the urinal before peeing. That’s fucking disgusting, man! #
  • @rinaz N95 8GB? Isn’t that an old phone? #
  • Sexy, smelly, stinky racist prince gets arrested. Yay!! “It’s too late to apologize … ” http://twurl.nl/75xsvx #
  • @iblogger Creepy cleaner has a crush on you!! Oooooo! :D #
  • Getting more and more forgetful. Had trouble remembering car registration number. #

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Man U Or Chelsea - Which One Is The Lesser Of The Two Evils?

Manchester United and Chelsea fans must be squirming with nervous excitement in anticipation of tonight’s Champions League final, a final that we (Liverpool!) should have been in, instead of Chelsea. It was our destiny! Yes, I’m still sore at having lost the semi-finals to them. And I would have completely forgotten about tonight’s final had my friend not asked me on WLM who I thought would win the final.

My response to him was that it was like choosing between a vampire and a warewolf to execute a most painful death upon me.

That would be what it would feel like if I were to watch two of my most hated teams in the final of my most beloved football competition. As much as the Premier League is Liverpool’s bread and butter, the Champions League (and the former European Cup) will always have a special place in my heart.

Therefore I choose not to watch the final tonight.

But if my life depended on it and I had to make a choice, I’d probably choose Man U over Chelsea to win the trophy. Even though they’re our mortal enemies, I’d have to give Man U credit for the way they’ve played in the Premiership this season and kudos to them for a deserved title. It would be the icing on the Red Devil’s cake for them to win tonight.

And it’ll be more salt in my wounds, but it won’t be as painful if Chelsea were to win it.

So for tonight, even though my eyes are locked firmly away from the telly (in deep slumber, most likely!), I’d be (minutely) rooting for the Mancs. The thought of Roman Abramovich gleefully seeing the team (and trophy) that he bought winning in his hometown is just too much for me to bear.

Even though I’d sometimes wish Christiano Ronaldo would do one step-over too many, entangle his legs and squash his mini-balls to a pulp, just for tonight, I’m hoping he’d dazzle Chelsea with his skills and score.

In the 6th minute.

Of added time.

In the 2nd period of extra-time.

With Alex Fur’git’son’s luck, 6 minutes of added time wouldn’t be too far fetched.

*swallows pride* Go Mancs!!


(Image from Soccerway.com)

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-20

  • @daphnemaia Whatever you do, make sure you don’t get thrown out of the house. Wouldn’t want a homeless kitty, now do we? #
  • @zoosapari Not my choice. I’d rather buy her a toy car or truck. #
  • @iblogger She does look like Dora right? #
  • http://twitpic.com/19mz - Maya’s newest toy courtesy of her grandma. Maya and Dora look alike. #
  • http://twitpic.com/19mv - Japanese cartoon dubbed in Malay, Kiteretsu, is weird! I prefer Doraemon. #
  • @zoosapari You talk to me can oredy lah! #
  • Off to Giant with Momo. Very rare for him to go out with us without his siblings. #
  • @iblogger That’s what I call a ‘narrow’ education. Study too much of one thing and not much of anything else. #
  • http://twitpic.com/19gf - When all else fails, there’s cup noodles. #
  • @zoosapari Old skool! I like Mr Farnham too. #
  • @zoosapari That’s so David Archuleta! I guess he’s a fan? #
  • @highpriestess Yes, I have. But the choice of music at Muxtape is mindboggling. I think I’ll search Last.fm again soon. #
  • Air Force jet pilots are like ‘ah bengs’ in super-’zhng’ed cars. Do they HAVE TO fire their afterburners right over my estate?? #
  • @iblogger Don’t be scared. That syringe has no needle. Just for squirting medication in the toddler’s mouth. :) #
  • http://twitpic.com/19fm - Momo’s Medication #
  • @izreloaded Yeah! I prefer this David to the other David. Mr Cook rocks! #
  • @hillarytwit Yes! Acceptable. Unless, of course, there’s tongue involved and the couple are getting hotter than the weather now. #
  • @iblogger Yeah let him play with himself if he wants as long as he doesn’t bother you. Haha! #
  • @mintea Why torture yourself? Go for a tea break! #
  • @daphnemaia Illegal to gather in groups of 5 or more without a permit. #
  • @iblogger Merajuk? Awww ….. find him one nice, comfy corner and tell him to relax. For a long, long time. Hehe! #
  • Feeling hot and bothered at home, eating cup noodles for breakfast and surfing. Momo’s a little sick with sore throat and fever. #
  • @iblogger Why should you feel bad? If his staring is making you uncomfortable, then he deserves a ’slap’. #

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Fight Smoking With Cigarettes

Here’s an ironic commercial spot for an anti-smoking campaign. Artists have created a piece of animation using hundreds of cigarettes.

I wonder what they did with all those cigarettes after they’ve finished shooting the ad. I’d be happy to take them off their hands! ;)

[as seen on AdFreak]

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-19

  • Too. HOT. Can’t. Work. Sleep. NOW! aircon. aircon. aircon. aircon. aircon. aircon. aircon. aircon!! #
  • Listening to: Metronomic Underground by Stereolab. #
  • Messing around with my iPod. Nearly 4000 songs and nothing suits my mood. I need new music! #
  • Saw the neighbours leave with luggage bags. Probably catching a midnight flight. Wish I could fly away from this heat. #
  • Now to start on some work which I should have done yesterday. Procrastinator is me! #
  • Finally some peace and quiet in the house. It’s been one hell of a fucking ‘fun’ day. #
  • Just woke up from a 4-hour nap. The heat. The tiredness. Groggy …! #
  • Indiscriminately giving summons even though there are hundreds of lots available. And it’s a public holiday for fuck’s sakes! #
  • The people who run the open-air car park at Kallang Leisure Park are bloody bloodsuckers! #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-18

  • 4am and I’m watching Playhouse Disney with a feverish Momo. #
  • @zoosapari Watched 5 minutes of it and nearly fell asleep. :P #
  • On TV: Before Sunrise, after breakfast, 10 mins before brunch. *yawn!* #
  • Rouge is rubbish! A very bad Oprah copycat show at best. #
  • Watching Maya do push-ups on the play mat damp with her perspiration. #
  • @zoosapari At least you have ice-cream. I don’t think we even have ice in the freezer. #
  • Is it weird that I dreamt about twittering in my dream about my dream? I’m screwed up! #
  • @daphnemaia Cool! Rebel kitty living dangerously! #
  • @iblogger Wah lau! Champion lah u! #
  • http://twitpic.com/16xn <- Chillin’ With Maya #
  • Baby Einstein is evul!! #
  • I find it hard to believe that people still send forwarded emails as a way to be in touch with their friends. *DELETE!* #
  • BBC says the Pompey v Cardiff FA Cup final was a low-key affair. Damn right! Unlikely finalists. #
  • The car smells like McGriddles. Making me hungry! #
  • Urgh! Potato chip crumbs everywhere in the car. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-17

  • @zoosapari Shower oredy lah! :P #
  • Should I take a shower? What’s the point? I’m gonna perspire the moment I step out of the shower. #
  • @zoosapari A book about Moby’s dick would be a bestseller! ;) #
  • Seen on the Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars: Moby Dick is a book about Moby. #
  • Back home. It’s been a horribly hot day! #
  • Oh gawd! The karaoke has started. Can we go home now? #
  • The Changi Cottage is actually a nice place for family gatherings. Lots of space for the kids to run about even without Barney on the telly. #
  • Aloha Changi tricked me! Car park full? Where?? Lots of space inside! Now I have to walk fucking miles to get the car. Fuck!! #
  • @zoosapari Work. That’s a good reason to shower. :p #
  • Reading: "Happy National Masturbation Month" (http://tinyurl.com/55lwub) #
  • I wish I don’t have to go out in this heat. Ajab’s taking a nap so we’ll wait for him to wake up and the weather to be cooler before going. #
  • Well, that didn’t last very long. It’s not even noon and already sleepy. So much for waking up early. #
  • Another weekend, another Cars marathon. At least until we go out later in the afternoon. #

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Masturbate-a-thon

Everyone knows masturbation is the safest form of sex, but when a former US Surgeon General tried to promote it, she was fired from her post.

As a form of protest, “a benefit to raise privates (haha!!) and private funds for community-based sex education and health organizations” (from The Frisky) called the Masturbate-a-thon was born.

This year it’s happening on May 25th in San Francisco.

If such a thing is organized here in Singapore, it’ll get banned even before the lubricants come out. Pffft!!

Us in Singapore can still take part at home and watch it ‘live’ via an online feed. Hehe!

[link: Masturbate-a-thon]

Seattle Space Needle Gets A Wash


For the first time since it opened in 1962, the Seattle Space Needle is getting a good cleaning. Imagine being one of the cleaners, suspended 184 metres up in the air.

KOMOTV.com has some amazing photos.

[link: KOMO-TV] via Laughing Squid

Jailed For A Thousand Years

An Egyptian man was convicted of swindling hundreds of people out of £280 million and sentenced to …. get this …. a thousand years! That must be some kind of a record.

Of course, the authorities aren’t going to hold him in jail until he turns into a fossil! With any luck he might be released after a number of years depending on his conduct in prison or something.

If this scammer is jailed for a thousand years, then perhaps those Nigerian ones should be jailed for all eternity!

[link: African Business News Daily]

Useless Stuff You Don’t Need: Vibrating Pillow To Help You Stop Snoring


An anti-snoring pillow has been developed by a Japanese company, Francebed. Why a Japanese company would want to name itself FRANCEbed, I have no idea. You’d think JAPANbed would be more ‘patriotic’.

I’m not exactly sure how this vibrating pillow, which comes with a microphone jack to record the effectiveness of the pillow (huh??), actually works, but it costs about US$300.

[link: The Inquisitr]

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-16

  • The early bird catches the prata telor. I think I’ll head out to Jalan Kayu and get me some. #
  • @mintea You too huh? :D #
  • I’m happy to say it’s the first time in months that I had more than 5 hours of sleep. What shall I do now? Laundry? Meh …. #
  • No kidding about the long weekend. I’m up at 6.30am on a Saturday! Damned biological alarm clock! #
  • @iblogger OK, now you’ve made me think of the Pussycat Dolls. Goodnight! #
  • I shall start the long weekend with an early night. Zzzzzzz …. #
  • @iblogger Haha! You Twitter addict! #
  • @iblogger Harlow!! Welcome to the Twhirl fan club! #
  • @iblogger I know, but that’s what makes the program so cool! #
  • @iblogger Good! Give it a try. It’s great! #
  • @zoosapari Smelly!!!! #
  • The weekend starts here! #
  • Counting down to the start of the long weekend!! #
  • @msaleem Getting a little viral, isn’t it? #
  • @Genuine It is! Wow! 6000 tweets is a huge number! #
  • @daphnemaia Why do you have to take your office cordless phones?? #
  • Speaking of fires, I think in the event of one, I’d grab: 1) mobile phone, 2) wallet, 3) iPod, 4) cigarettes. Nothing else matters. #
  • Just got audited (internal) on my role as the department’s fire warden. Can you say "FAIL??". Hahaha!! #
  • @zoosapari "Never say goodbye …. never say goodbyeeeee … !". Yeah, take the whole lot. And some! ;) #
  • @zoosapari You also seem to be affected by the mysterious disappearing office stationery syndrome. #
  • @bumblebunny Not new, but "Hi!" anyway! #
  • @paddytan Happy anniversary to you too! #
  • @mintea I’m guilty of that kind of driving myself. But speed is fun!! #
  • Maya’s gone home. Daddy’s got to go to work. Ah crap! I hate coming to work in the afternoon after taking the morning off. #
  • @zoosapari Maya’s mummy asks, "No present?". I guess the daddy will be in charge of that. #
  • Idiot junior doctors joined their tables, blocking everybody’s way. Proof that some doctors are morons in disguise. #
  • @zoosapari Those people don’t quite get the concept of Twitter. They’ll die out soon. BTW, Maya says, "Bite me!". :p #
  • Done! No scream. Just a shout like she’s saying, "Owww! Dammit that hurt!" #
  • Waiting to hear Maya scream when the nurse jabs her. Silent so far. #
  • @zoosapari It’s been said that FB’s for everyone from ah peks to teenagers and Twitter’s for the clever geeks. #
  • 6 months and 7.25kg. I think it’s mostly muscles with the way Maya’s been wrestling with herself in her cot daily. #
  • @zoosapari I think FB’s becoming more and more aunty-ish. #
  • Maya wants to eat her pink Shoo Shoos! Halp! #
  • At the hospital for Maya’s appointment. Another jab for her today. #

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Limited Edition Sony Alpha 350 Camera

It has all the same features as the black Alpha 350, this white, silver and gold limited edition looks less ‘rugged’ than the original. I used to shoot with an ancient Nikon F55 which has about the same colours, but I get the feeling that SLR cameras that are not in the standard black don’t look as (to borrow Christian Siriano from Project Runway) ‘fierce’.

Still, the Sony Alpha 350 is still a great camera. I love the swivel LCD screen which you don’t get on other DSLRs.

[link: Gizmodo]

Metallica Live in LA

Gawd I miss these guys and I can’t wait for their album to be released in September. Judging from their performance during a benefit concert in front of 2,000 lucky fans for Flea’s music school for kids, as told in this interview with Rolling Stone magazine, they’re still rocking as hard as ever.

Does the new Metallica album have a title yet?
It’s got a title and we’re still playing with it to see if we like it. But I guess the album’s done. It’s still got to be mixed. All the singing, all the recording is pretty much done. And we’re pleased with it.

Was it an unusually long process this time?
It doesn’t seem that way, but at the rate we’re going, the next one will take four years. I don’t particularly like taking that long. There’s a few things that I know could make it shorter, but other band members disagree, so we do our best with a compromise.

4 years?? Damn! I hope they don’t take *that* long to come up with the next album!

[link: Rolling Stone]

Something Viral This Way Comes On Friendfeed

Poor Muhammad Saleem might have a viral reaction to his question. He was frustrated because people are commenting on his Twitter message on Friendfeed instead of on Twitter itself (via @msaleem).

Well, he got his answer in a big way. Tons of replies came in, both on Friendfeed and Twitter within the past hour. Robert Scoble says he’s going to do a post about Mr Muhammad’s hate for Friendfeed. Look out for it!

Friendfeed Screenshot

Moby’s Afraid Of Rats


No! Not really! This is just a photoshopped version of Moby’s album, Play. Pretty cute!

Pink Floyd’s The Wall seems to be a favourite. I see quite a few different versions of it photoshopped.

[link: b3ta.com]