Monthly Archive for May, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-31

  • @daphnemaia If I did that someone will take a sample of the pee, do a DNA test and the ‘mata’ will come and get me (I watch too much CSI!). #
  • @rinaz Vespa cannot carry 3 kids, 2 strollers and 1 wife. :P #
  • @daphnemaia Dowan ah … but there are some people’s desks I’d like to pee on actually! *evil laugh!* #
  • In the office on a Saturday. Yippeee!! Would be creepy going to the loo because that side of the office is dark and no one’s around. Yikes! #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-30

  • George Clooney and Sarah Larson reportedly broke up? Watching CNN Headline News now. #
  • http://twitpic.com/1mu3 - Maya now has shorter fringe. Her grandma snipped it off. #
  • @WishBoNe In the middle of a car park?? Ewww!! Hope the former ‘owner’ didn’t change in the car and chuck it out the window or something. #
  • @rinaz Damn! If one landed on someone’s head …. (and I think it’s happened before). Gross PLUS bad luck! #
  • Some women should have the decency to roll up their soiled sanitary pad and disposing it properly instead of simply dumping it in the trash. #
  • http://twitpic.com/1mow - Time for a break. Snickers anyone? #
  • @iblogger Tak heran sudah …. finish oredy, anyway. *burp!* #
  • http://twitpic.com/1mok - Time for a break. Snickers anyone? #
  • @daphnemaia Oh shoot! That reminds me …. I’m working in the morning tomorrow too! Bummer! My weekend will start at 1pm tomorrow. #
  • @daphnemaia A couple more hours and it’s the weekend already! #
  • @malique Oh man, that’s terrible … get well soon, bro! #
  • @malique http://twitpic.com/1mnj <- Are you in hospital again, dude? #
  • @sheSays Wah lau …. she thinks SAHMs cannot afford to have credit cards ah? #
  • @zoosapari Weirdos can still look at your profile pic, your list of followers and people you follow mah. Like bees to honey. #
  • They’re finally phasing out pagers here starting July 1st. Pagers … wow! That’s like carrying a typewriter instead of a laptop. #
  • @CynicalDad You’re not the only one. I have been ‘lost’ since Season 1. Gave up on it before the season ended. #
  • @daphnemaia http://twitpic.com/1mf5 <- Cashcard …. FAIL! #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-29

  • @rinaz I see … water from different periods in Singapore’s history, right? Got colonial water, P-65 water, Gen X water, and so on? :P #
  • @rinaz Eh? NEWater Visitor Centre is considered a museum? Never been there before. #
  • Temp staff enjoying his Mandarin pop songs. If I close my eyes I can just imagine being ….. in a cab. #
  • It’s ZERO! Not JEERO!! #
  • OH: “It’s a small world after all” the kiddie keyboard version while being put on hold on the phone. #
  • “Fire, fire burn so high! KKNBCCB!”. OK, fire doused. Time to get on with other stuff. #

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Support The Firefox Download Day Record Attempt

Well, what can I say about my favourite browser? I’m excited about the release of the final version of Firefox 3. I’ve been using the beta version for ages now, and the release of Firefox 3 is set for June (exact date not known yet).

In conjunction with this highly anticipated event, a world record breaking attempt is being held on that day for the most number of downloads in a single 24 hour period. Sounds like fun! I’ll definitely be downloading it as soon as it’s released.

Download Day 2008

[link: Spread Firefox]

No Country For Gay Men - A Parody Video


No Country For Gay Men from Lawrence Scaduto on Vimeo.

[as seen on Mahalo via Jason Calacanis' tweet]

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-28

  • @highpriestess That’s great news! #
  • @rinaz Awww! Thanks! Slippery no more. Hehe! #
  • This ‘keropok’ is greasy! Making my key&*baidjap$%board sli*!#heaofha)(ppery!! #
  • @iblogger If ‘keropok’ didn’t have any smell, it’ll be called NOT-’keropok’! :D #
  • @iblogger Do not tempt people with nothing but ‘keropok’ on their desk now with mental images of yummy food! #
  • Can’t believe I’m doing this but I’m munching on ‘keropok’ while working. When the eye is heavy with sleep, extreme measures are needed! #
  • On Flickr >> How Soon Is Now? http://twurl.nl/otjvx5 #
  • On Flickr >> How Soon Is Now? http://twurl.nl/s6tybq #
  • @WishBoNe It’s crazy! Crazzzeeee!!! #

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The Jell-O Prank


Do you have a colleague you’re dying to play a prank on? Try this! Encase your victim’s mouse and keyboard in Jell-O (or ‘agar-agar’ here in Singapore). Takes a bit of work, but like all good pranks, deliciously funny!

[link: Offbeat Earth]

How Soon Is Now?

Twitter’s pagination and IM support will be up soon. How soon? No one knows. Will it be down again? Knowing their history, most likely!

How Soon Is Now?

From my twitterstream.

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-27

  • @krisandro Glad to be of help. Twitter’s really getting on everyone’s nerves with their problems these past couple of days. #
  • @krisandro This should explain it (http://twurl.nl/og2ray). Been going on since yesterday. Sucks when you have to wait 5 (or more) mins. #
  • @mintea Oooooo …. :P #
  • Work PC’s making its “jet about to take off” sounds again. I wonder if the fan or HD will break if it goes on too long. #
  • On Flickr >> Shit Box Sceenshot http://twurl.nl/5k5cd8 #
  • @rinaz I prefer the sunset one actually. But that big tree is kind of blocking the road. Will be nice to see the cars flash by. #
  • @rinaz Excellent video! I like! #
  • @daphnemaia It’s the applications on your Facebook most likely. Happens to me too. That’s why I deleted a lot of them. #
  • @nick Ouch! That must have ‘hurt’! #
  • Mimi earworm!!! “Touch my body, YouTube, touch my body, camera on the floor, touch my body, YouTube …. “. Yeah I know. Lyrics all jumbled. #
  • @sheSays Lemme guess …. 2mp camera? #
  • Good moaning to all!! Hot and horny day today! #

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Determined To Finish The Race

And speaking of shit, this is what I call determination!

[link: Blame It On The Voices]

The Shit Box - Poo And Be Green!

What better way to be environmentally-friendly, as well as to rid your bowels of all that junk you’ve just had for lunch, than to poo in a reusable, portable toilet made out of cardboard?

The package comes with 10 bio-degradable poo bags and it’s perfect for outdoor activities like the Glastonbury Festival, picnics, camping and other activities where a toilet is …. well, the nearest bush.

I think it’s a very good idea, but I doubt clearing it and changing the poo bag will be much fun, even for someone like me with the experience of changing hundreds poo-sodden diapers. This product kind of reminds me of the old bucket toilets we used to have here in Singapore all those years ago.

Shit Box Sceenshot

[link: The Brown Corporation] via TrendHunter

Toad Venom Aphrodisiac Kills Man In NY


And you thought Power 1 Walnut was a killer.

The city’s poison control center issued the warning Friday after receiving a hospital report that a 35-year-old man who ingested the hard, brown substance died earlier this month.

The product is sold under names including Piedra, Love Stone, Jamaican Stone, Black Stone and Chinese Rock at sex shops and neighborhood stores. It is banned by the Food and Drug Administration.

City health officials said the victim, whose identity was not released, was admitted to the hospital complaining of chest and abdominal pain. He died two days later.

Health officials said the hardened resin, made with venom from toads of the Bufo genus, contains chemicals that can disrupt heart rhythms.

The aphrodisiac was supposed to have been applied to the skin, not eaten, but authorities said even that use can be harmful.

[link: Boing Boing]

Have Your Cake And Sleep On It


Have you ever loved your birthday cake so much, or that it looked so good you just feel it’s a waste to eat it? Well, now you can have your cake and go to bed with it.

No, not an actual cake, but a cake made to look like a pillow.

May your dreams be sugary sweet!

Cake not your thing? Maybe a pizza pillow would be better.

[link: Freshome.com]

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-26

  • Listening to: Life Is Sweet by The Chemical Brothers. #
  • @zoosapari I know! That’s why I said ‘almost’. :P #
  • When you’re a guy on the lower rungs of the team ladder you get stuck with the more ‘physical’ work. Makes me wish I was a woman. Almost. #
  • @iblogger Might as well tell your IE users to switch to Firefox. Kan senang? :D #
  • @iblogger Yes, upgrades are a bitch. That’s why I seldom do it. #
  • Finally, the boss has gone for a meeting. Time for a smoke break! #
  • I realise that my task list is a mile long but I’m still stuck in 1st gear. No mood to step it up a notch and get going. #
  • @daphnemaia I do hope that’s just a figure of speech. Can’t imagine how horse piss would taste like. #
  • @iblogger Give it up but ask for $$$$ from them. Haha! #
  • @rinaz That teaser TV thing on the website is making me dizzy. “oooh yeah, oooh baby”. Like get on with it! :D #
  • Having one of those “too lazy to get off my ass to go pee” days. #
  • Latest on my Flickr Pizza Hut Shortcut Screenshot http://twurl.nl/tvz6bd #
  • @iblogger Not really exceeded >> http://twurl.nl/8o1chs #
  • Wow! For the first time in months, I’m actually in the office before 9.30am! #

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I Want My Pizza Hut On My Desktop!

Adobe AIR applications are all the rage these days. I’m a frequent user of Twhirl. Now Pizza Hut in the US, my favourite “dunno-what-to-eat-so-let’s-just-dial-2353535″ pizza restaurant, has introduced an online ordering desktop thingy called Pizza Hut Shortcut that’s powered by Adobe AIR. Very convenient, especially if you’re online most of the time.

I wonder if Pizza Hut in Singapore will introduce this. Ordering online certainly beats ordering over the phone, which is bitch during dinner time on weekends and public holidays. Surly, mumbling ‘minahs’ on the phone taking your orders more often than not will make you lose your patience (if not your appetite).

Pizza Hut Shortcut Screenshot

[as seen on Mashable]

Evolta Battery Robot Pounds The Energizer Bunny


A publicity stunt, no doubt, but this 7-inch Panasonic Evolta battery-powered robot scaled 1,700ft of the Grand Canyon, completing the task in about 7 hours. Wow!

[link: Engadget]

Small But Deadly Creatures


Any one of these insects and arachnids can cause severe pain, disease or death in their victims. My ‘favourite’ would be the bullet ant.

According to Wikipedia:

The pain caused by this insect’s sting is purported to be greater than that of any other Hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt Sting Pain Index. It is described as causing “waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours”. In some indigenous communities, to enter manhood a boy has to endure being stung by the ant 5 times without screaming.

Wow! That must be a really ‘fun’ initiation process!

[link: The List Universe]

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-25

  • Fuck! Dropped connection! Maxonline’s telling me to go to sleep. #
  • Is it just me or is the Twitter sms on the fritz? 3rd time I’m getting double sms-es for a tweet. #
  • Ok, movie over. Time to hit the shower. I must smell as bad as a Spartan after a battle. #
  • @iblogger Cool! We both have the same taste in movie snacks tonite! #
  • @zoosapari I don’t mind a Spartan queen whooping my ass! ;) #
  • As much as I like Ethan Hawke, I wish Leonidas would whoop his ass in Before Sunset. #
  • I can has Spartan queen? #
  • http://twitpic.com/1gqs - Marks & Spencer dark chocolate with 300. Delicious combination! #
  • This is not HBO. This is SPARTA!!! #
  • OMG! Cute kendarat just called me “cik”! #
  • Ok, great. Just as we’re leaving, it rains. #
  • Getting ready to go to the wedding again. Yup, the wedding season is well and truly underway. #
  • @zoosapari Chet! You kentot girl! #
  • Almost noon and I still haven’t showered. No point since I’m gonna shower before we leave at 2. #
  • @zoosapari Be my guest, but do it far, far away, ok? :s #
  • First task of the day right after I woke up: change poo-soiled nappy. So fun! #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-05-24

  • Alright, that’s it! You win, sleep monster. I give up! #
  • It’s not even midnight on a Saturday and I’m already sleepy! #
  • @iblogger It’s over?? Damn! Forgot all about it! #
  • http://twitpic.com/1f9k - Late dinner of yummy satay from Serangoon Gdns #
  • At a wedding. Been there, done that. :) #
  • http://twitpic.com/1eyu - Lunch! Mee Bandung, anyone? #
  • Waiting for lunch, hoping for some rain. #

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