Monthly Archive for April, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-22

  • "John Arne Riise, ooh aah! I wanna know how you scored that (own) goal!" #
  • We fucking threw it away! Damn it! 1-1 is a bad, BAD result! #
  • Oh my god! An own goal. What the fucking hell! #
  • John Terry is nothing but a thug. You’re supposed to head the ball, not elbow your opponent’s head. Bastard! #
  • Torres’ not on top of his game today, unfortunately. #
  • … And the best actor goes to …. Didier Drogba! #
  • Things are getting fiery! Tackles flying everywhere. Love it! #
  • Fat Frank looks slimmer these days. Good on ya, Lumpy! #
  • The AFC Champions League trophy looks really ugly. Give me old Big Ears any day! #
  • Half time. Time to catch my breath and suck on a cigarette. #
  • Yeah!! Messy goal, but who cares? We’re 1-0 ahead! #
  • Come on, Doggieba! Get on with it! #
  • Here we go again. Liverpool vs Chelsea for the 3rd time in 4 years. #
  • @izreloaded Come on you, Reds!!! #
  • Will the bunch of ‘mat motor’ kids riding their noisy bikes in front of the building please fuck off and die??? It’s one fucking AM!!! #
  • Making myself a big pot of coffee in preparation for the big match in a couple of hours. #
  • @iblogger Boring? I find it very fascinating. Maybe I’m a closet Al Gore fan. #
  • Why can’t our politicians be as smart and eloquent (not to mention funny) as Al Gore? #
  • Damn! Missed the first hour of An Inconvenient Truth on HBO! #
  • @mintea Errr …. yummy? How to drive on an empty stomach? #
  • @zoosapari Ya ya …. Wait your boss strangle her because of her stupidity, I dunno ah! :P #
  • Overheard colleague who’s quitting her job complain to someone that she feels bored at not having anything to do. Duh!! #
  • Stretching my legs and emptying my bladder. My ass has been stuck on this chair since 11 this morning. #
  • @iblogger Haha! Delayed breakfast twittering! :P #
  • @iblogger Am I reading this right or is Twhirl up to its tricks again? Breakfast? At 2pm? #
  • @rinaz Imitation is the best form of flattery. Those who don’t have it will try and copy it. #
  • @malique Saw is the tool of the day! #
  • I don’t need a clock or a watch. Just read the messages on Twitter to know it’s lunchtime. Everyone’s twittering about food! #
  • Argh! What the hell is wrong with Twhirl these days?? #

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Dilbert.com Relaunched

My favourite comic site on the net, Dilbert.com has been relaunched with not only a new look but lots of new features as well. One of which is the mashable Dilbert comic strips where users can write their own version a Dilbert comic strip and share it with anyone. But my favourite feature is the animated versions of tons of Dilbert comics which you can view here.

Dilbert.com Relaunched

[as seen on Webware.com]

Tiger Attack Victim Arrested For Theft


After being attacked by a tiger at the San Francisco zoo and surviving the vicious mauling, you would have thought the victim would have repented and graciously accepted his chance to lead a better life, as most people who have experienced a traumatic event would do.

But no …. Hours after filing a lawsuit against the city for the tiger attack, he and his brother go out and steal Nintendo Wii controllers from a local store.

Wiiiiii!! Have fun in jail! :P

[link: cbs5.com]

Fireman Booboo To The Rescue!

Fireman Booboo To The Rescue
Dress-up time in school

He may be short, has long curly hair, goes round barefoot, wears shorts under his fire-retardant suit and likes to do the actions to Incey, Wincey Spider but can’t sing it, but when there’s a fake fire to put out, you can be sure he’ll be there - floppy, plastic hose and all.

Just make sure he has ample cookies and milk.

Otherwise he’ll be a cranky fiery toddler.

(Afternote: I’ve just realised that he was ok with the long-sleeves of the fireman costume. That’s quite unusual. He usually hates wearing long-sleeves, always asking us to roll them up. A sensory issue with long-sleeves.)

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-21

  • Everybody’s talking COI findings into the Mas Selamat fiasco. A comedy of errors really. Are we appeased? Apparently not! #
  • @LeeKuanYew My, that’s a really long nap! Train situation? I wouldn’t know. I drove to work. Haha! #
  • Just got a call from girl with irritating, high-pitched "I’m sooo fucking happy!!" voice. Makes me wanna strangle the phone! #
  • @LeeKuanYew Dear sir, can you do something about the slow-running MRT trains today? Lots of Twitterers are complaining. kthnxbye! #
  • @rinaz Not as nice as Vimeo, right? ;) #

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Thinking

Thinking

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-20

  • Work will work itself out …. tomorrow. #
  • Headline on CNA: Ex-Siemens chief FINGERED in anti-corruption PROBE. Hmm! #
  • I shouldn’t be surfing in the kitchen while the missus is preparing lunch. Making me hungry! #
  • OK, that lasted less than 1/2 hour. Both boys fell asleep on the sofa. #
  • Kids are watching Cars for the 1,056,849th time. Auto nuts! #
  • When you have 2 boisterous boys in the house, whatever cleaning you do will be undone in 2 mins. #

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Maya Blows Bubbles Of Saliva

Something Ayeed still does sometimes, but not as cute as the way his sister does it. This was taking first thing in the morning before she had her bath. Well actually it was closer to 9am. It was the usual lazy Saturday at home. Don’t you just love the sour, milky way a baby smells in the morning? :)

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-19

  • Satisfactory win for Liverpool and now for a well-deserved sleep for me! #
  • Fantastic first touch and goal from Crouch. That’s how you do it, Voronin! #
  • We Are The Strange is so cool! #
  • Good gawd!! What the hell is John Burridge wearing?? Pimpish! #
  • Benitez, please sell Voronin. He’s a disgrace to all no. 10s in the world of football. #
  • Home. Had to make 3 trips to the car park to bring up the groceries and shopping bags. Hot, sweaty and tired. #
  • At grandma’s place. Kids are well entertained. Feel like sneaking out for a movie. #
  • Taking a break while the missus chooses curtains. Why did I leave the cigs in the car when Ikea has smoking areas? *sigh!* #
  • Shopping at Ikea sans kids. Woohoo! #
  • Bless the rain last night. Weather’s so cool and nice this morning. #
  • Watching a home improvement show on TV. Drilling a simple hole in the wall seems tiring for lazy me. #

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Things That Make You Go “WTF!!”


I’ve seen more crap on the internet than I care to remember (Two Girls, One Cup, anyone?) but this picture is a good example of those times that I clicked on a link and went "WTF!!". 

The "WTF" version of the picture is here (NSFW, obviously!). Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

[link: Dlisted]

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-18

  • Storm’s coming. Now would be a good time to get under the covers and sleep, I guess. Brrrr! Cold!! #
  • @remarkablogger Hello! #
  • Marks & Spencer Equador dark chocolate is so good! Cheap too! #
  • @iblogger Your tongue needs to be rebooted! #
  • @iblogger In life, you have to taste the bitterness before you can savour the sweetness. Or is it the other way round? #
  • It’s finally Friday! A little respite from work, but really not looking forward to what’s coming up next week. #

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Useless Stuff You Don’t Need: Burning Reminder Ring

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The Remember Ring is one for the forgetful. When you purchase this US$760 (!!) ring, the jeweller will program your anniversary date into the ring and 24 hours before the day, the ring will heat up to 120-degrees Farenheit for about 10 seconds and continue to warm up every hour, on the hour, all day long!

Or until you chuck it in the trash bin.

Tip: Get a PDA. It’s cheaper! And more useful!

[link: geeksugar]

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-17

  • Working at a snail’s pace. Just easing myself into the weekend. Oh, there’s still Friday. Damn it! #
  • My department PA can double as the photocopy lady with the way she flips the stack of plain paper. Such expertise! #
  • Installing AlertThingy. http://www.alertthingy.com/ #
  • @zoosapari I imagine hearing cats meowing, no, HOWLING in terror. :P #
  • @zoosapari Mak kau! Legend siak! Makes my Myojo ringtone earworm enjoyable almost. :P #
  • Someone’s damned Myojo instant noodle ringtone is making me hungry! #

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Performance Artist Defies Gravity By Floating In Mid-Air

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I have no idea how he does it, but trust me, this picture is not photoshopped. Johan Lorbeer, a German performance artist, hangs in the air by a building above everybody’s heads. Amazing!

More of his works on his website.

[link: Blame It On The Voices]

AutoMotivator

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Create your own funny posters (motivational or otherwise) with the AutoMotivator. You can even add your own pictures. Great!

[link: AutoMotivator] as seen on Gaya, Ruang dan Kepelbagaian

Alert Thingy Rules!

How many alert services can one subscribe to and install on one’s desktop? After the magnificent Twhirl, I’ve now discovered Alert Thingy which uses Adobe AIR, much like Twhirl to alert me of the latest activity on Friendfeed.

Version 1.2 of Alert Thingy features an added Twitter capability that allows you to receive and send messages from Twitter.

The only thing is with the amount of messages and alerts coming in from both Twhirl and Alert Thingy, the right side of my desktop is getting very crowded and it can be irritating when I’m doing something on that side of the screen and a message pops up. But I don’t want to miss anything, so I’ll just leave the pop-ups on.

Alert Thingy’s a little slow with the Twitter alerts though, as compared to the near instantaneous alerts on Twhirl, which has upped the ante by introducing Friendfeed alerts in its latest version (0.7.9)

Alert Thingy Screenshot

[link: TechCrunch]

Addicted To Twitterspy

I think I’m getting addicted to Twitterspy. You know how mesmerizing waterfalls can be? I could just spend hours watching a stream of water falling.

It’s the same thing with Twitterspy, which displays tweets from Twitter in real time using Ajax. Just like watching a waterfall, even though half the time I have no idea what’s being twittered with all kinds of languages in use.

It’s still a good way to waste my time in the office, though. Hehe! And a good way to discover new Twitterers to follow.

Twitterspy Screenshot

[link: Mashable.com]

Light-Up Batman T-Shirt


Awesome! How cool is this?? A T-shirt with a blinking Batman logo!

Almost as cool as the wifi detector T-shirt.

[link: GeekAlerts]

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-16

  • Probably shouldn’t sit so long at my desk. What if I get DVT? Solution? Go for more smoke breaks. #
  • I want satay! Someone give me satay now!! Arrrgh!! http://twurl.nl/khbwe3 #
  • @dk I love Marie Digby!! She looks so sweet! And her music is great too! #
  • Having a quick lunch on the boardwalk at Vivo. #

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Igloo No More

To the occupants of #1 Igloo Tent,

The Department of Sanity has deemed that the noise emanating from the play room/study, more specifically #1 Igloo Tent, has exceeded levels required to maintain the sanity of the King and Queen of the House, especially when the Princess of the House is fast asleep.

Therefore, it is with no regrets that the Department of Sanity hereby orders the dismantling of the tent for storage until further notice.

All toddler occupants of #1 Igloo Tent will be relocated to plush cushions where they can roll about without making a racket on the canvas walls of their previous abode.

Thank you,

Bob the Tent Destroyer.