Useless Stuff You Don’t Need: Keyboard Jeans


A case of wearable technology gone bad?

These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.

Can you say "QWERTY on my crotch?"

[link: Vous Pensez.com] via Crunchgear

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