Monthly Archive for April, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-30

  • Momo’s up at 6 in the morning watching Playhouse Disney, proving the point that toddlers do not understand the idea sleeping in late! #
  • @outofmytree Bwaaaahhh!! *sob, sob!* #
  • Watching the match highlights. Even though it’s so painful, I’m feeling too numb to switch the tv off. #
  • As much as I hate Man U, I hope they win in the final. #
  • Too little too late. Fucking hell! This is so depressing! Final score 4-3 on aggregate. #
  • Babel scores! 3 mins left. Is there still hope for us? #
  • Drogba scores. No way back for Liverpool now. I’m officially depressed. #
  • I still can’t believe a defender is costing us the match! #
  • Totally deflated now. Why is Torres off? #
  • Fuck! Hyypia! What are you doing?? #
  • It’s offside! Haha! Sit down you blue shite! #
  • Phew! Extra time coming up. Heart’s still racing. #
  • Yeah!!! Torres!!! #
  • What a sloppy first half performance! Just like the pitch at the Bridge. 1-0 at 1/2 time. We’re still in it. #
  • Stevie G’s been non-existent so far. We need our captain fantastic! #
  • Can’t believe Reina got beaten at the near post again! #
  • Reminder to Riise: In 6 yard box, clear ball with foot, not head! #
  • Ah! Say goodbye Marie Digby (for now) and hello Liverpool FC!! Come on, you Reds!!! #
  • @hillarytwit I’m around alright, but there’s no way I can ever drop everything to go catch her ‘live’ in the middle of the week. #
  • Marie Digby’s coming to KL on the 14th??? Daaaammnnn!! #
  • So sleepy! Better catch some Zs before the big match. #
  • This file transfer is taking too fucking long! Come on!!! I wanna go home!! #
  • Got me some Hard Candy!! Gonna watch Madge’s concert from NY on MSN tonight hopefully. #
  • Light that sweet, rolled-up tobacco now I will! #
  • OK, aunties have shut up a bit. Maybe they’ve stuffed their GST offset package in their mouths or something. #
  • I hereby state my utter refusal to work until the yakking aunties shut the fuck up! #
  • Gawd! It’s like a fucking market in here! All the aunties are talking animatedly about the GST offset package. #
  • @zoosapari and @gssq Dragon’s fruits might be. Have to slay the dragon first, then can eat. :D #
  • Ajab looks like Perez Hilton with his streaks of green paint in his hair. And neck. And ears. And hands. #

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What To Do With A Snake Between Your Legs

Sometimes you just have to give in to your instincts. Be a man and step up to the plate. Grab the bull by the horns and deal with the problem as best you can. In the face of adversity, maintain that stiff upper lip and show the world who’s boss.

Or you can just faint when a snake slithers across and between your legs. No need to fake it. Even a macho man has his weak points.

Didn’t expect the fella to just drop, stone cold unconscious like that! Funny shite!



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[as seen on Blame It On The Voices]

Giant Man-Eating Moths Freak Me Out!


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No …. it’s a giant moth!

I’m always fearful of such creatures, especially that big! It looks like it could swallow me whole! Yikes!!

[link: haha.nu]

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-29

  • @malique How’s the Twhirl test going? Good? I love Twhirl! #
  • Thaksin to dismiss Eriksson as manager of Man City. Ridiculous! I’m glad he didn’t take over Liverpool. #
  • Watching Brainiacs. Best science show evar! #
  • "I go off first, bye bye!". Like who the fuck cares? Get the fuck out of here dumb bitch! #
  • @raggedyanne *YAWN!!!* #
  • @raggedyanne How many times have we told you to dump Blogger? Stubborn right? :P #
  • @mintea *Offers mintea Marlboro reds* :D #
  • Miley Cyrus - Nubile hottie or just plain wrong? Have you seen her Vanity Fair pictures? WTF?!? She’s just 15, by the way. #
  • @zoosapari Awwwww ….. #
  • Marlboro should start a "FREE STICK" day. I’d be the first in line! #
  • Maybe I should give my colleague a pitch fork as a going away present for making my work life a living hell! #
  • Oh, you stupid bitch! I can’t wait for you to get the fuck out of the office. Without a doubt THE MOST MORONIC colleague I’ve ever had t … #

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Harry Potter: The Exhibition


Fans of Harry Potter will get to see up close the costumes and props that were used in the Harry Potter movie when an exhibition is set to tour internationally.

Will it come to Singapore like the Lord Of The Rings exhibition that ran at the Singapore Science Centre a few years ago? Man, that was a rip-off! I remember going there with my brother and I spent like $30-$40 on the admission tickets. Not only were we not able to touch the costumes, we spent a grand total of half an hour walking around the very crowded exhibition hall.

If Liv Tyler had been there, it’d make the experience so much better! 

Still, the Harry Potter exhibition would surely thrill hard-core fans of the boy (now man) wizard.

[link: Snarkerati]

Official website to the Harry Potter exhibition here.

Man Fathered Seven Children Via His Own Daughter


Remember this face. Remember it well. This is the face of an animal who not only kept his daughter imprisoned in a cellar for 24 years, he also raped and fathered seven children from her.

During the 24 years that Josef F kept his daughter Elisabeth locked up in a windowless cellar underneath the house where he lived an outwardly blameless life with his wife Rosemarie, the 73-year-old is said to have fathered and then acted as midwife at the birth of children now 19, 18, 16, 14, 11, and 5, Austrian police have revealed.

A seventh child - a twin boy - was said by police to have died three days after his birth and his body to have been burned in the large, well-kept gardens of the grey, concrete villa in Ybbs Street in the eastern town of Amstettin.

Mr F, who was arrested on Saturday night at the hospital where Kerstin has been lying in a coma for over a week, was this morning said to have begun to speak to police for the first time. Until last night he had told them little more than the code to the hidden electronic trapdoor to the windowless cellars where the secret family was kept imprisoned

[link: Times Online] via Kottke.org

Update 29/4/08, 15:33: Perez did a comparison of how Mr Josef “my daughter is my sex slave” F looks like The Grinch. I say the Grinch looks a lot better than him!

Brilliant Ad From Nike Football

Directed by Mr Madonna (Hard Candy’s out!! I want one!!), Guy Ritchie, this ad is shot from the viewer’s perspective. Makes you a little dizzy, but it’s brilliant!

[as seen on AdFreak]

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-28

  • "Lower the air con temp to 25 degrees". In this heat? Are you fucking kidding me?? #
  • Whatever, dickhead! #
  • *click* pissy mode end. *play* happy mode start. #
  • In a very pissy mood today. The whole world irritates me! #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-04-27

  • Who pooed?!? #
  • Watching Barney & Friends with Ajab. Baa Baa Black Sheep is one of those nursery rhymes with politically incorrect lyrics, IMO. #
  • Ok, that didn’t turn out so well. Back home now. #
  • McGriddles plan busted because everyone woke up late. It’s brunch instead. Not sure where. #

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Learning Hokkien Expletives And Phrases

These videos are oldies but goodies. My favourite phrases?

“Wah ai kio ji buah cheebye.” (I’d like to order a plate of vaginas) and
“Li neh ji xiang han zi? Ai sio kan mai?” (Your nipple looks like a potato? Would you like to have sex?)

Part two here.

[by Deanluah] via AhPek.com

How To Have Breast Enlargement Without Surgery

There is a way to have breast enlargement without the need for expensive cosmetic surgery! It’s very simple. ;)

neudebreast.jpg

This is an ad from a matchmaking company. Clever!

[link: Ads of the World]

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-26

  • Lucky goal from Benny. 2-2 now. Yay? #
  • Finally …. Something to shout about. Good goal from Crouch. #
  • Nice free kick, Birmingham! #
  • Oh dear! I think Booboo’s getting sick. Coughing a lot. He’s with me watching the match. Maybe that’ll put him to sleep. #
  • Was that a football match I’ve just watched? What a bore-fest! #
  • Goal for Birmingham. That’s what you get for a lethargic display from the Reds. Fuckers! #
  • What a boring match! The Liverpool players must have Tuesday’s match on their minds right now. #
  • All done. After the initial cry he was actually very good during his haircut and when he had to wait for me. #
  • Going for a haircut with Ajab. Only the second time he’s gone for a haircut outside home. #
  • Woke up at 9am but I’m still sleepy! Oh, I went to bed at 3am. That explains it. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-04-25

  • Wow! I’ve just spent the entire train journey without falling asleep. I guess I *AM* KFC …. I mean tired! #
  • 5 more stops to KFC! Be still my rumbling tummy! #
  • I smell ayam penyet! Must be @iblogger burping! #
  • @iblogger Are the waitresses cute too? #
  • @exsnohs Hell yeah! I’m starving! Haven’t had a bite to eat all day! #
  • Still a long way from home. I’m coming my darling, KFC chicken! #
  • Finally on the way home. Why did they have the meeting on a Friday evening I will never know. So exhausted. #
  • Still waiting for one more member to come. Hoping he doesn’t so that we can go home. #
  • Chairman of the Committee is making fun of my boss who’s in Paris. Bar top dancing jokes and all. God! The mental image! #
  • Overdosed on Clorets. Tongue’s burning. Arrh! #
  • @iblogger 6 more mins?? Baaah! I have a meeting till 8 (at the earliest!). Can die man! #
  • @iblogger The real question isn’t WHO the ghost is. The question should be when the hell will this day end??? I’m tired!!! #
  • This is gonna be another long and arduous day. Full pack of cigarettes. I’m good to go! #

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Moby Loves Chicken!

I sure do!! :D Especially of the fried and crispy variety.

This Moby likes chicken too!

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-24

  • Less than 5 hours of sleep in the past 2 days. So what am I still doing up at this hour?? #
  • Finally leaving the office. I’m so tired even my nails ache! #
  • First my hearing, now my eyes are failing me. I’ve just found out where the pencil key is on my N95. Damned tiny, evil button! #
  • @mintea He and Robbie Williams are the only ex-boy band members I can stomach. The rest make me wanna puke. Hehe! #
  • I is wooozy! Wooooooozzzeeeee!! #
  • Ringing in my ear. Must have done Futuresex/Lovesounds a little too loudly on the iPod this morning. #
  • The heavy rain is a welcome change from the heat. Or is it really? #

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Best Conversation On Twitter I’ve Followed In A While

A little father and son banter on Twitter. Hilarious! :lol:

twitter_LHL
http://twitter.com/LeeHsienLoong/statuses/795769225

twitter_LKY
http://twitter.com/LeeKuanYew/statuses/795770427

twitter_LHL2
http://twitter.com/LeeHsienLoong/statuses/795770817

twitter_LKY2
http://twitter.com/LeeKuanYew/statuses/795771642

twitter_LHL3
http://twitter.com/LeeHsienLoong/statuses/795772149

Follow the father or the son on Twitter now!

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Twhirl vs Alert Thingy

The battle of desktop AIR applications that support Twitter and Friendfeed updates is really hotting up. Just days ago, Alert Thingy, the application used to alert Friendfeed users of their activities, has added Twitter support. Firing their response salvo, my favourite application, Twhirl, has now added Friendfeed support and improved its user interface.

I’ve just updated Twhirl to version 0.8 and added my Friendfeed account to it. As much as I think Alert Thingy’s cool, I think I’ll stick with the Twhirl camp for now.

Unless Alert Thingy comes with some other add-ons to its application. The battle rages on.

If only Twitter can keep its downtime to a minimum with whoever will replace their chief architect who very recently left the team. Or was he pushed out? ;)

Twhirl Updated With Friendfeed Support

Twitter Updates for 2008-04-23

  • @ryuworks Yeah, I hope so too, though I think it’s inevitable. #
  • Twitter Japan has ads. I wonder when they’ll roll it out for the rest of us. #

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Useless Stuff You Don’t Need: Keyboard Jeans


A case of wearable technology gone bad?

These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.

Can you say "QWERTY on my crotch?"

[link: Vous Pensez.com] via Crunchgear