Ayeed Momo, notorious gangster baby with four teeth sharper than a great white’s, has been found guilty of biting his daddy on his thigh while at play. He has been sentenced to a maximum security prison where he will have his TV and cookie rights taken away, to be replaced with solitary confinement.
He will remain in prison for the remainder of his babyhood, which is 3 days. Judge Daddy, in sentencing the gangster, said his punishment serves as a deterrent to would be biters and as a warning that teeth are not for biting human flesh, unless one is a cannibal.
Ayeed, in mitigation, pleaded with Judge Daddy to be lenient and confessed that Daddy’s hairy thighs were too yummy to not bite and that he had done the same to Mummy in the past.
The two Supreme judges, however, had a change of heart and has transferred him to a minimum security cot where he will spend the night in comfort (with air conditioning).
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