Monthly Archive for August, 2007

Momo Locked Up

Ayeed Momo, notorious gangster baby with four teeth sharper than a great white’s, has been found guilty of biting his daddy on his thigh while at play. He has been sentenced to a maximum security prison where he will have his TV and cookie rights taken away, to be replaced with solitary confinement.

Awaiting Release

He will remain in prison for the remainder of his babyhood, which is 3 days. Judge Daddy, in sentencing the gangster, said his punishment serves as a deterrent to would be biters and as a warning that teeth are not for biting human flesh, unless one is a cannibal.

Get Me Out!

Ayeed, in mitigation, pleaded with Judge Daddy to be lenient and confessed that Daddy’s hairy thighs were too yummy to not bite and that he had done the same to Mummy in the past.

The two Supreme judges, however, had a change of heart and has transferred him to a minimum security cot where he will spend the night in comfort (with air conditioning).

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The Favourite Food Meme

Weeks overdue, but here it is at last - my favourite food meme that Anne tagged me with.

Although I’m a self-confessed carnivore, preferring meat to ‘rabbit food’, also known as ‘vegetables’, I do have a love for seafood. Any type of seafood! I could eat a whole table of oysters or a bucket of crabs if I had to. The fresher, the better!

OystersCourse 2 - Seafood
Surf 'N TurfBaked Mussels

I think I would be in heaven sitting somewhere in a fish market, savouring all manner of seafood caught fresh from the ocean.

OK, here’s the horny bit that Anne requested I did with regards to this meme:

Oysters, as you know are regarded as an aphrodisiac, but somehow they don’t have that effect on my mojo like they’re supposed to. Probably because my mojo’s at their maximum level. Any higher, I’d probably explode like a fembot. Oysters do have a high level of zinc, which is helpful in the libido department and I can’t deny that the texture of a fresh, succulent, juicy oyster resembles that of a ….. ahem!

Many believe that oysters were originally labeled “aphrodisiac” because of their shape. Upon close inspection, they somewhat resemble the female sex organ. This could be a reason why people in the past associated mussels with sexuality. Sexual appetite, more often than not, starts in the mind rather than in the body, so oysters could have a psychological effect on the libido.

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Right, back to the food bit! My love for seafood isn’t just confined to fresh ones. Seafood in dishes like chioppino and pasta and pizza and soup and …. so many different ways to enjoy good quality seafood.

And what is sushi without a fresh bit of crab meat or roe? Yummy!

CioppinoSlipper Lobster Linguini
Course 1 - JapaneseDinner At Suki Sushi

So there you have it …. my favourite food …. anything with seafood.

Although I must warn you that anyone serving me fried fish with plain rice and soy sauce will be met with an incredulous look of despair.

I’m supposed to tag someone else, but as with tradition, Moby does not tag anyone! Hurhur!! :D

Momo Loves French Fries

Ayeed, at 11 months, has started on a diet that will astound a lot of childcare ‘experts’. Just last weekend, he had ‘murtabak’ and french fries. For breakfast.

And boy does he love it! Waving his hands excitedly, making a lot of ‘ummm’ sounds, impatiently staring at us to feed him another piece of french fries. Of course, french fries aren’t his staple diet. We’re not that nuts! He does eat healthy food like porridge and rusks and he’s still dependent on milk.

Speaking of milk, we’ve just switched his beverage of choice from yucky stage 2 Mamil Gold/Similac to …. Nespray! He’s now drinking the same type of milk as Ajab. Well, for now, at least. Pretty soon, we’ll be switching Ajab’s milk to the age 3+ and older Nespray. Not that he minds the milk he’s drinking now, but for the benefit of his nutrition, for his growth, blah, blah, blah, we’ll change it.

Momo Loves French Fries!

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Chubby Wubby

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This is the reason why he’s known as ‘chubby wubby’. But these days he’s shed a lot of his baby fats and is a lot skinnier than before.