They Might Be Curly Giants!

I have been tagged by Mak Nuha!! She couldn’t bring herself to do this meme originally tagged by Anne from the North, so she’s dumped the meme on me.

You sure about this?? Hahahaha!! Okaaayy …. here goes …. (my answers are in bold)

1. A person is only as good as his brain.
2. Friendship is always easy to find and easily lost.
3. To love is to leave your heart open to being broken.
4. Money makes me hungry.
5. I miss eating deng-deng (barbecued meat).
6. My way of saying I care is by saying I care.
7. I try to spread love and happiness by blogging.
8. Pick the flowers when no one’s watching.
9. To love someone is to love someone.
10. Beauty is useful.
11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was not having a girlfriend.
12. When I was twenty one, I remember regretting having a girlfriend.
13. I am most happy having sex.
14. Nothing makes me happier than having sex and eating deng-deng.
15. If I can change one thing, I will change my bank balance.
16. If smiles were money then I would be poor.
17. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could do nothing all day long?
18. If you want to shit then you have to take your pants off.
19. Money is not everything but I sure could use more of it.
20. The most touching moments I have experienced is when I have sex.
21. I smile when I have sex.
22. When I am happy, I have sex.
23. If only I don’t have to work, then I would have sex.
24. The best thing I did yesterday was sleep.
25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title, “Fuck Me, You Hornimal!!”
26. One thing I must do before I die is eat deng-deng.
27. Doing this meme, I feel like sleeping.

I next tag anyone who reads this.

Rules:
1) Do at least 17 out of the 27 from the list above. (why 17? I have no idea!)
2) Note that “By doing this meme you are contributing rm127 to the Darul Izzah Orphanage”. (don’t ask me the authenticity of this claim. I’m too lazy to check the originator of this meme. Aiyah just do for fun lah!)
3) Enjoy!